Kenyan women ordered at Caramel, a new restaurant and lounge in Nairobi with a humidor, private lounge and imported waiters
NAIROBI, Kenya — There’s a newcomer on the Nairobi restaurant scene: the White Waiter.
The other night, Martin Mileveski, a smiley young man from Macedonia, leaned over a table of three immaculately dressed Kenyan women and delicately poured out the Captain Morgan rum.
“Anything else I can get you ladies?”
They smiled and he drifted away.
“That’s kind of cool,” said one of the women, Lawrencia Namulanda. “A mzungu,” or foreigner.
Kenyans don’t usually see working-class mzungus. Melanin-challenged visitors and residents tend to be professionals, diplomats, United Nations affiliates or safarigoers — people with means. Tell Kenyans that there are white people who sleep in rags on the sidewalks of America and most shake their heads and laugh in disbelief.
One Kenyan couple on a recent evening seemed amused by the mzungu factor.
“I think it’s going to work,” said the female patron, who asked not to be identified because she knew one of Caramel’s investors. “Where else in this country are you going to get a mzungu waiter? It’s a bit of a screwed-up mentality, but some people have a post-colonial hang-up, and if they can turn the tables, they’ll pay a premium for that.”
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"Mzungu" is obviously a hate word. World Jewry needs to intervene and make sure that these downtrodden, oppressed, exploited mzungus get affirmative action, diversity quotas, and special laws to protect them. In time, the mzungus will become the majority and outvote the indigenous Kenyans, displacing them and re-creating Kenya in their melanin-challenged, mzungu image.
