Say What?

Introducing Say What?

Say What? is a new feature that will appear “randomly” on this blog. The purpose of Say What? is to expose the Judeo-plutocracy’s criminal duplicity and Orwellian twisting of language to suit its own sick, pathological agenda.

My first victim is – and who else could it possibly be? – Dick “Look out, he’s got a gun!” Cheney. By the way: any relation to Lon? They both have a superabundance of that certain Grim Reaper thing going on about them. Personally, I don’t think Cheney’s human – but that’s just me; I think that there are hundreds of android Cheneys, all stored in the White House basement: imagine some really f*cked Star Trek episode. Even the name Cheney … I mean, c’mon: Cheney? The name alone makes me feel like I’m in irons: Cheney, Chain-ee, Chain Me. And what’s up with his health; he’s had more heart attacks than Mike Ditka – but he keeps right on with his whole Dr. Evil persona, never missing a beat. Wherever the blackest night descends upon the earth, there you’ll find Cheney, spinning Sauron’s satanic web – and so now on with the skewering!

Here’s what Cheney says; these are the parts I’ll rewrite, such that you will be able to read what he really means – and things will thereafter make more sense.

What Cheney says:

Ukraine 'must live without fear'

US Vice-President Dick Cheney has said Ukraine has the right to live without fear of invasion, adding that the US stands by its bid for NATO membership.

Mr Cheney met both the prime minister and president in Kiev, the last stop of a tour aimed at underlining support for US allies in the former Soviet Union.

Mr Cheney reassured the president that the US had a "deep and abiding interest" in Ukraine's security.

Analysts fear Ukraine could be the next flashpoint between Russia and the West.

"We believe in the right of men and women to live without the threat of tyranny, economic blackmail or military invasion or intimidation," Mr Cheney said, in an apparent reference to Russia's military intervention in Georgia.

'Hostage'

Mr Cheney arrived in Ukraine just days after the country was plunged into political turmoil.

Earlier this week, Prime Minister Yulia Tymoshenko's party blocked a motion condemning Russia's actions in Georgia, and sided with the opposition to vote for a curb on the president's powers.

Members of President Viktor Yushchenko's party walked out of the coalition government in protest, leading the president to warn that he could be forced to call a snap general election.

Mr Cheney urged the politicians to heal their divisions and be "united domestically first and foremost".

"Ukraine's best hope to overcome these threats is to be united," he said following separate meetings with Mr Yushchenko and his former ally turned political rival, Yulia Tymoshenko.

Solidarity

Mr Cheney expressed support for Ukraine's bid to become a member of NATO.

"Ukrainians have a right to choose whether they wish to join NATO, and NATO has a right to invite Ukraine to join the alliance when we believe they are ready and that the time is right," he said.

What Cheney means:

Ukraine 'must be dominated by the U.S.'

US Vice-President Dick Cheney has said the U.S. has the right to establish a puppet regime in Ukraine, adding that the U.S. is determined to co-opt it into its New World Order.

Mr Cheney met both the Bill and Hillary impersonators in Kiev,

the last stop of a photo-op propaganda fest aimed at bolstering America’s drive to expand its Empire.

Mr Cheney reassured the president that the US had a "deep and abiding interest" in Judeo-plutocratic supremacy.

Analysts fear Ukraine could be the next flashpoint between Russia and the West.

"We believe in the right of men and women to live without the threat of tyranny, economic blackmail or military invasion or intimidation," Mr Cheney said, in an apparent reference to Russia's military intervention in Georgia. Cheney continued: “That’s why we did Iraq, Afghanistan, and Abu Ghraib.”

'Sell-out'

Mr Cheney arrived in Ukraine just days after the country was plunged into political turmoil.

Earlier this week, Prime Minister Yulia Tymoshenko's party blocked a motion condemning Russia's actions in Georgia, and sided with the opposition to vote for a curb on the president's powers.

Members of President Viktor Yushchenko's party walked out of the coalition government in protest, leading the president to warn that he could be forced to call a snap general election.

Mr Cheney urged the politicians to comply with U.S. wishes and "sell-out unconditionally on all fronts.”

"Ukraine had better toe the Judeo-plutocratic line," he said following separate meetings with Mr Yushchenko and his former ally turned political rival, Yulia Tymoshenko.

Capitulation

Mr Cheney expressed support for Ukraine to become absorbed into the New World Order.

"Ukrainians have a right to be dominated by the U.S., and the U.S. has a right to strong-arm Ukraine to capitulate to the Empire however we damn well want and whenever we damn well please," he said.