Maybe she'd like the updated version better.
The Declaration of White Independence: A unilateral assertion offered to and for consideration by the European Descended People of the fifty united States of America and all people of European descent regardless of spacial or temporal propinquity.
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A bill mandating that schoolchildren in Louisiana be taught the Declaration of Independence is being opposed by a state lawmaker.
Louisiana State Rep. Barbara Norton (D) said, "For the Declaration of Independence, only Caucasians [were] free. And for you to bring a bill to request that our children will recite the Declaration, I think it's a little bit unfair."